REMEMBER THE COMMA!

Turns out, embarrassingly, that there is another BlogSpot called Regretfully Yours (although sans comma). I guess it’s not important, as long as no one mixes the two up … this other blogger makes constant references to drug use, child birth -- ‘pushing a 71 pound living being out of my vag’ (isn’t that just lovely?), and how much she wants to have an affair with her doctor. ‘I’ve decided,’ she clarifies at the end of a post, ‘that I won’t let my daughter read this until she’s at least 30.’ Some things are still permanently scarring no matter what age you are. Especially having a mother whose best advice to her friends is, ‘….fuck, fuck your brains out …. Buy those god awful expensive pair of boots. Who knows who you are going to bang in them.’

So, just to clarify, if you come across a blog with a black background, pink text and adult themes, that’s not mine. Mine is the more innocent one with daisies and not as many swear words.

Oh and also regarding awkward coincidences – there are quite a few other Clare Baxters. You know when you search up your name on Google to see what comes up?

ONE: Clare Baxter, lesbian erotica author.

TWO: Claire Baxter, Australian romance author for Mills & Boon.

THREE: Clare Baxter, aspiring author who is annoyed that there are already two Clare Baxters using her name.

And guess what? NONE of them are me. Not even the lesbian erotica author*.

… Don’t be so disappointed.

x

*Oh and P.S. by lesbian erotica author I mean author of lesbian erotica books, not an author with those sexual preferences, although she may be homosexual, but I don't know. Just to clear that up. If you cared, or something. Gosh it's late.